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Do your feet smell? Well it's better than wearing white socks with your Jesus sandals. Especially if you then pull the socks up. What is that all about? Not cool! What is cool, so cool it's almost frozen is this pair of balloon flip flops. You can't walk far in them but you will be cool. That's all that matters. That and having five pieces of fruit a day | |
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Popsicle? Only sixteen year old school girls have popsicles. Just stop it. In New Zealand they call them Ice-blocks. In the UK we call them Ice-lollies. I forget what the French call them. Glace something or other maybe. Or is that ice cream? Insert Gallic shrug here. It looks like one of those 'cider' flavoured ones you used to get when you were twelve from the ice cream van on the beach in the hope it would get you drunk. All it did was top up your sugar levels and make your Dad wish he had stayed at home and read the paper. It's a balloon of course. | |
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This is not a proper lighthouse. You can tell because it's painted silly colours. Lighthouses are WHITE for @&*$ sake. What colour was Portland Bill's lighthouse eh? Anyway. It's a balloon though so no lives will be lost at sea. Be careful where you leave this balloon round the house because you might lure the cat into the bath or something. | |
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Is that a cherry on top? Well doesn't that just put the icing on the cake? The cherry on the ice cream so to speak. This balloon looks so tasty I could just lick it. Don't though because your tongue will just slide off. It's a big ice cream balloon this. At nearly a metre high even a very greedy giant would be slightly sick of ice cream if he had a come this big. Ice creamy balloon. Slurp! | |
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This balloon looks vaguely Inca like. Or it could be one of those 'Moai' statues you find on Easter Island; the last remnants of the Rapa Nui civilisation that created them and then killed themselves by using their resources unsustainably. A metaphor for our planet that. Whatever, it's one rather far out looking balloon. | |
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The 'masquerade' was developed in Venice in the eighteenth century to be worn to 'carnevale' and balls. This style of 'masq' is associated with the theatre which has been associated with masks since the ancient Greeks started poncing about in their togas. So if you are a 'thesp' or no someone who is. Buy this balloon. | |
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If you add some Vodka, give it a shake and a stir then you can be James Bond. It's a bit dizzy for him though. James Blond maybe. Cool Balloons baby. | |
| Ref 118140 | new site coming soon. please ring for prices | |
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This is stupid. Why is this a balloon? | |
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You've got to ROCK around the CLOCK with this retro psychedelic juke box type balloon. At nearly a metre high it's nearly as big as a real one. You can pretend you are the Fonz and demand people don't touch your leather. Also if someone throws you into it, it won't hurt because it's a balloon. | |
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The sun has got his hat on, the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play. It's not often you get to sing that song in Bolton I can tell you. On average we don't get any at all. Not that anyone would want you to sing about it anyway because that would be tempting fate and it would just @%*& off again behind the ever-present blanket of Nimbo-Stratus. Never. Ever. Move to Bolton. That way maybe our house prices will drop and I can move out of my sodden cereal box. In order to cheer yourself up I suggest you buy this bonza sunny balloon and pay a younger relative to walk very slowly outside your living room window with it held in the air. Hip-hip-hip hooray! | |
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