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An Alligator balloon. A green machine. Lucky it's not a crocodile mind. They really are scary. Prehistoric anything eaters. Still, it's a metre long alligator balloon so you could still scare a duck or something with it. | |
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This balloon is not alive. It is big though. A huge parrot balloon. You can really peck someone's head safely with this fella. Famously adept at mimicking human voices, this parrot balloon is an attempt by human beings to mimic its beautiful plumage. Not sure which one of the 350 species of parrot it is supposed to be. A nice one. | |
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This balloon is modelled on one of those fossilised horses you find on motorised roundabouts at fairgrounds with huge stakes through their middle. The origin of these horses is shrouded by the mists of fairground folklore. Theorised by Bob 'the American' McSplatter to have previously been south Venezuelan carnivorous vampire horses captured in 1905 by a long forgotten tribe of mystical horse hunters. | |
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This Toucan balloon does better than one can. One Toucan is not enough. Two toucans is company. Three toucans is a six-pack. The purpose of their beaks is not known for sure although they make very good bottle openers. What did one toucan say to the other toucan? Squawk. | |
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A little tropical fella type balloon, His iridescent colours will startle and amaze. One can only speculate on the possible reasons for its colourful hide. It's probably just showing off. | |
| Ref 07778 | new site coming soon. please ring for prices | |
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Pink Dolphin balloon. Quite frankly I'm shocked. Dolphins are selling out. In a fragrant attempt to appeal to small girls they have turned pink. Very cute of course but you try and round up a bait ball of herring while they are all laughing at you. | |
| Ref 08435 | new site coming soon. please ring for prices | |
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The much loved North American Blue Bird is actually a bird. Not a high powered road car from Nissan. A Blue Bird balloon is an opportunity to appreciate their blueness without having to make them a nest. The balloon is only marginally less stupid than a real Blue Bird, which are known to spend hours attacking their reflections in people's windows. Although to be fair only Dolphins, Chimps and some humans can actually recognise their own reflections. | |
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